virginitity:

how i seduce men

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jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

how to use a ouija board

  • don’t

for real tho how would you like it if you were a spirit. minding your own business. doing spirity things. and a bunch of teenagers bug you to ask you shit like “does justin have a crush on any of us”. like who the fuck is justin. why should you care. you do not care. you are trying to peacefully spend your afterlife as best you can. fuck that board. fuck those kids. fuck justin

(via spacelessity)

so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

(Source: knowyourdarkness)

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

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poopflow:

*makes no effort to speak to you* date me

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javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

(Source: heleanorcalder, via bethecastieltomydean)